Some more music

Grab a ticket in your hand; the ride will soon begin.  Try your best your very best, go round and round again!  That's how the Ferris Wheel song goes.  Annoying.  Absolutely, positively, completely annoying.  That was only part of the song.  The last line.  Before it goes into a whole bunch of vocal exercises or what ever you want to call them.  To me, they're annoying.  I don't know why.  It's just annoying and that's all I can say about this subject.

Music.  Like this music:

Anyways.  I don't know what to blog about.  Maybe it's because Muppet is gone in California now :'(  Although, if I were actually showing emotion right now, it would be more like X'O  Or maybe more like this:

Wow.  That was actually fun to draw.  Maybe I should do what my cat feels like now that Muppet has left for a while.

Oh my word, that's fun.  Well I have no other school today so maybe I'll hang out on paint.  Well, actually Cosmo would look like this:

That's enough for one day!

Do you ever have one of those days where you can't think of what to write?

That's how I feel.  NOTHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING!!!! I don't have anything to write about but my art side of my brain is excited:

Okay, now lets spin the dial and go back in time to when I was seven and carefree.  That is the sort of thing I listened to: Sky Blue Catfish and the Crocodile Rock.  I'm very interesting person, you see.  I wrote a song once using the tune of Baby Beluga; the song I used to listen to to fall asleep when I was three.  Raffee was one of my favorite artists when I was little.

I wrote a sort of parody of the song for my cat.  I called it Baby Blue Cat.  It went like this:

Baby ba-lue cat!

Oh, Baby ba-lue cat!

Listen to my song

Why don’t you sing along?

You look so Ha-ppy!

way down yonder where the Cosmos play

they jump and dive and laugh all day

But no one else is quite like you

my cute little cat of blue

Baby ba-lue cat!

Oh baby ba-lue cat!

I quite like what I see

You’re fuzzy like a bee

and blue like the sea-ee

way far that way there are more blue cats

some just snooze and wear top hats

but mine is different and doesn’t do that

My cute little blue, blue cat

Baby ba-lue cat!

Oh baby ba-lue cat!

You listened to my song

You even sung along

You are so ha-ppy

So the next time that you are feeling down

Don’t push and shove and mope around

Just sing this song the whole way through

And soon you won’t feel so blue!

I hope you enjoyed that.  When I wrote it I thought it was the most brilliant thing.  Now it sounds cute but I write a lot more emotional poetry in my head.  Sometimes I just wish I could go back in time when somethings didn't matter like they do now.  That reminds me of a Taylor Swift song: Never Grow Up.  That's such a cute song.  Another one of my favorites, but I like that song too much to make into kitties because then I feel like I'm destroying the meaning of the song and it isn't as sincere as it was before.  I also really, really like her song Enchanted.  Heck, I just like Taylor Swift's music in general.

So I was looking at the fonts in my new office word and was disappointed to see that Office Word 2007 is missing some of my favorite fonts that were included in the 2003 version.  Balloon, Porky's, and Jokewood are all missing.  Those are the only ones I've noticed really since I never paid much mind to some of the smaller less interesting fonts.  But it has three other fonts that I've never heard of before Office 2007: For the One Hundredth Time, Elephants in Cherry Trees, and Showcard Gothic.  But even though some of the fonts are missing I'm glad to see that it still has Comic Sans MS, Tebuchet MS, Chiller, Jokerman and the three newer fonts.  So enough about fonts! LOL.

I'm going to go have some fun drawing nonscence on Paint now! LOL.  Ha ha!  I said I had nothing to talk about and now look at me!!  If nothing new is happening to talk about, there's plenty of stuff in the past. 

Ah, Paint!  Here we go!

 Ha ha!!  BTW the font is called Firefly Castle.  I just had to use it!

 And that font is called Centaur!  It's amazing what I can draw in a few minutes.  Darn it!! I just realized that I spelled the word alive "allive"....Grrr.

 Ha!  You can hardly tell the difference!  Any-who!  Wow, this is a long post.  It's time to say sayonara.  Except either I spelled it wrong or Mozilla doesn't think it's a word.  Either way: Good night!

Poetry at its Best and Craziness at its Worst

I'm kidding about the at it's best part and mostly all of the poems I write, I have tune in my head or an idea for a song.  But I can't really sing my poems to you because it always sounds different from how it sounds in my head.  I just wanted to write a song/poem-ish thing so I did.

See my hands

They’re shaking

See my heart

It’s breaking

I try to hold on

But then you’re gone

Where are you

What do I do

When the sky above

Is crashing through

Are you really there

When nobody cares

You hear my prayers

And my heart that tears

Hold me in your arms

Keep me safe from all who harm me

Hold me in your arms

When I fear that you have gone from me

And when the day keeps dragging on

And when the world is going wrong

And I ache for that new dawn

Just hold me

Lord you hold me

See my face

It’s crestfallen

Hear my voice

It tries calling

I try to listen

But you’re missing

Where are you

What do I do

When I’m feeling

Oh so blue

Are you really here

To listen to my fears

As you draw me near

And wipe away my tears

Hold me in your arms

Help me see the love around me

Hold me in your arms

Help me feel a little more free

The world is filled with sunshine

But I just see the moon

Gently hold your hand in mind

I know the sun will come out soon

But for now

Just hold me

See?  It looks like a song right?  Or sort of.  It's probably not actually as good as you were expecting.  But I like to rhyme things.  I don't know, but I think it's better than the Black Cat song I was trying to write in my head.  Especially since I forgot most of it once I thought of this but I'm certain if I sit down and think long enough, I could come up with something just as good.

So I have a lot to blog about.  But too much for one post.

Okay, so my brother quit gymnastics yesterday and he's joining Drama Club.  It's really exciting news for Muppet but most of his friends at gymnastics didn't even see it coming.  They were very surprised that he would quit after so many years.  But he's not into his work as much as he used to.  I grew out of gymnastics around his very same age.  I quit two years ago because I was bored of homeschool gymnastics and I didn't feel like I was excelling much at all in it since I hate doing anything that requires me to be upside-down and I was also sick of the headaches that I got from tumbling.  But my brother was different; or more like his reasons were different.  He just was tired of always being busy and never being able to see his family.

Another thing that's happening is that my family is planning on a vacation this summer in which we get to drive up north to see some friends that we haven't seen since January.  I can't wait!

So I thought that wouldn't fit in a blog post, but it did.  Oh well.

Oh, so I remember back in the beginning of this blog I was all like "I'm going to call my sister at college Fluff!"  but I never did.  Because I don't like fluff.  Like the kind that floats in the air and lands in your mouth and you try ripping your tongue out just so that you can pull a tiny piece of fluff out.  And then people look at you funny and say something like "Are you all right?" as if you really did pull your tongue out.  Then you blame the cat for making you look stupid in front of everyone.  But I don't hate my sister because that would be mean and not to mention a lie.  An obvious lie since when she comes home and then a week later has to leave again I'm shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK!!! I NEEEEEED YOU!"  Well, not really that much, but come on!  I'm an actress!  I need to be dramatic especially since it's been like a month since I've had lines to spit out.  Now I'm sitting here relieving myself from the stress of sitting here doing nothing but writing that I'm sitting here relieving myself from my stress while sitting here and stress and sitting and sitting on stress and poems and sitting and nothing and sitting on stress and doing nothing and...

AHHHHHHHH!  My train fell into my waffles and drowned in a tree called Blarney were the lagoon consumed the tissue paper making a Jack a lantern out of the pit in my stomach and calling for the fish that shouts out "taboo taboo" and Lady Ga Ga appears shouting "achoo achoo" and a giant ant farm explodes and Phineas and Ferb eat Perry the Platypus with chips and icecream in a classic dragster from Mario Kart Wii and then the rooster crows nine times signaling that Peter was supposed to eat his mashed potatoes earlier than six o clock in the morning of Christmas day 2143 when a colossal sock monkey named Stuff appeared and went up the hill and came down with all the bananas where Snow white and the seven giants went on a mission to capture a fortune teller by the name of Ray and make him eat all the sandpaper.  The end.

Now I must go do something besides blog before something worse pops into my mind.  And yes I know the font is purple.  I wanted it that way.

Why Doesn't Blogger Warn You About These Things?

So Blogger decided to change the blog format and stuff.  Not that change is bad...It's just I go used to the old format and now there's this one.  Maybe Muppet will have better luck uploading dolls.  Maybe.  I would like that.  Well, I was really thinking about uploading more music videos because I'm getting bored of the same old ones.  So here's Steven Curtis Chapman

LOL this is so funny!  Okay on to the next one

This song is actually part of the Rez Dance that we do at my church at Youth Group.

And another Dara MacLean.

So that I feel like is enough for today.  Oh, and I'm going to warn you again:

DO NOT PLAY ALL THE SONGS ON THIS BLOG AT ONE TIME.  Not that the computer will freeze up or something.  But I can guarantee that it takes a whole minute for you computer to realize that you've closed Internet Explorer of Mozilla or whatever internet thing you use.  Just warning you.  Oh, and you might give your mother a headache too, so, just don't play them all at one time.  I'm telling you this from experience.  So please just don't.  Just for me.  Please.  With a Cosmo muffin on top?

Oh, that's my nickname for Cosmo: she's my Pluffen McMuffin.  Look!  There she is right now!

There's Cosmo the Pluffen Muffin for you!  She's so FLUFFY I'm going to die!  Yes.  I quoted Despicable Me.  Get over it.  I quote a lot of people and movies.  One thing I can't get over is how fuzzy Cosmo is!  Gee, I wonder where she is.  I've looked all over for her this morning.  I have a tradition of reading my history with her.  Oh!  I know what I'm going to do today!  I'm going to add to my profile and say that I like Cosmo.  Then I'm going to see how many people in the world like my fuzzy kitty!  I bet I'm the only one in the world likes a cat named Cosmo.  Did I ever tell you why her name is Cosmo?  I got to name her when we found her on our door step.  My sisters really wanted to name her Ella from the book Ella Enchanted or a name that started with M since she has the M on her forehead that most tabby cats do.  But I decided that her name should be Cosmo for no apparent reason that I can remember except that I had a colorful bear named Cosmo.  I don't even know how I named that bear Cosmo and why I decided to name my cat Cosmo as well.  So really it's a mystery.

My brother is reading this wildlife book and he learned that there are only 500 alligators left in the wild.  Then I told him that there are only 100 pumas left in the wild as well.  He also learned about this plant that's related to the Cashew plant that's completely poisonous.  And the mango tree sap is poisonous.  And there's a Jack o' Lantern Mushroom that glows in the dark.

Now I'm listening to WOW the 90's and there's a ton of old songs from people like DC Talk and 4Him.  As I listen to them I'm like "Wow! I remember this song!  It sounds so old now."  which makes me feel old.  Whatever.  Old music is cooler anyways.  Like the Beatles or the Newboys.  Back to work (as in writing for fun LOL)

Rolling in the Deee-eee-eeep and Video Game Images

The last Adele song that I know and it's right here.  Or more like above here since the word here is not actually where the music video is but...

So I finished my school for today (or what I can do of it right now since my sister has the book that I'm supposed to read a Ronald Reagan speech from).

I kept checked my email today and then realized that I wouldn't have anything new since Muppet is at some Drama Meeting that only a few of us drama people are going to (excluding me).  Muppet, her mother, her friend, Al, and our director were the only people at the meeting.  Apparently their talking about this summer's musical.

I feel like listening to good music now... Ah, Matt Maher!  That's good music!  Or at least to me.  Jesusfreakhidout.com isn't very fond of him.  Hence the fact that they only show two of his CD's.  My family owns three of them.  It shows Empty and Beautiful and Alive Again but it's missing his newest CD.  It also does not show the newest Francesca Battistelli CD or anything from Mike's Chair.  But they have the lyrics for Jamie-Grace's EP on their website.  Seriously?  And you don't have the newest Francesca CD?

Anyways.

I'm trying to animate a cat as shown below in these two pictures:

and yes I know that Mario is in the picture here.  He was mainly there for sizing the cat correctly.  As you can see, I have set pictures for the cat walking, moving its head, sitting, and jumping.  I feel like I could make a video game with these images.  I've tried making video-game-like images before as shown below in these Blob Adventure games:

These I never attempted animating because I don't really have a real way to animate image beyond scrolling through images on Microsoft PowerPoint which is what I've been using for the cat.  But it's still cool.

One day I'll make a videogame and I'll be famous and...Yeah, that will happen.  Just like it'll happen that I'll have 1,000 followers on this blog and lets not even mention numbers of Facebook friends or friends in general.  Oh well, I'm pretty happy sitting here creating junk on Paint that only I look at ever.  But I think that the junk is pretty.  Look a lady with a cat!  That one's old.  I don't think I've drawn something like that in years!

Look!  They even have different hair and the cats have different fur colors!

So now you know what I've been up to, I'm going to go do something fun for a while...

Another Adele song...and an Amy Grant one...and Cosmo joins in!

There's your next song for you.  This is the one that my brother's always singing.  The other song he constantly sings/hums is Doctor Who theme but that has nothing to do with Adele.  I feel like posting another good song today:

Look it's Amy Grant!  Also a great Christian artist.  This song is very touching.  I have to say this is probably one of my favorites of her songs.

I also have a picture or two for you:

Or maybe three, or four or five... but Cosmo is just so adorable.  I think I'm going to have to start taking pictures of that cat again because eventually I'm going to run out of my old Cosmo pictures.  Let's get down to business [To defeat the Huns (From Mulan)] !

Mo' Music. Mo' Happy.

'Mo of me to day.  That is Cos- Mo'. LOL.  Okay so it wasn't that funny...I thought you might like to listen to a ton of good music right now so I'm posting mo' of the good stuff. Yeah, I should stop with the mo' thing.  It's not really my style.

You are welcome.  Don't feel bad about singing along either.  I hope I have inspired you in some way.  These are the songs that inspire me.  These songs are the reason why I listen to Christian radio stations like the Joy FM.  These songs are the reason that I love music.  They show that music can be helpful and encouraging and that music can have a good message.

Cats, Music and Musical Cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QH2-TGUlwu4

If you like cats and you like annoyingly cute music, you must listen to Nyan Cat.

If that's not your cup of tea, and you feel like Disney instead, go here for an awesome Cheshire Cat song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ofbAmr4ydUE

And if you need something uplifting and you don't feel like cats at all, go here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ofbAmr4ydUE

Hopefully these links will work.

Nothing is going on today...just school.  Basically the only new thing that has happened is that I went on a retreat at our church.  I made a surprise for Muppet but I can't say what it is because she'll probably read this and then have the surprise spoiled.

I could talk about our cat Sam and how he drives me bananas and pineapples.  He has left two presents for me this week...and if you know someone with cats or own one yourself you know that cat presents aren't ever good.  Like when I found that Sam knocked down my butterfly collection and when I walked into my room and there was an unpleasantly large dead lizard on my bedroom floor.  But at least he does something to get rid of the lizards that stray into our house.  Sunny (the black and white cat) sort of helps, but she's too scared of everything to actually attack a living creature.  Cosmo (the Tabby) is too lazy to do anything but eat, sleep and complain about how hungry she is.

I also drew a lovely picture of a heart that has something random I came up with written in it.  It's very nice and it has a good message.  See:

click the image to make it larger and therefore more readable.

Oh yeah, I want to remind you that its OKAY to comment on my posts.  If you have anything to say, say it!  I'm always open to hearing your comments.

I realized that I never put the first chapter of my latest story in my posts.  I am sorry about that.  I've been very busy and forgetful lately.  So here you are:

There was once a girl that nobody knew anything about.  She just seemed to have randomly appeared.  She came to a small town in Tennessee and settled down.  Nobody knew where she came from.  She started working for a guy named Jim.  He owned a small pet store but was getting to old to sweep the floor and the girl had appeared just one day after the “Now Hiring” sign went up.  Jim was the only person that the girl ever talked to.

                There was, also, once a boy that everybody knew basically everything about.  His name was Jack Sunshine.  He had always traveled the world and had been famous ever since he wrote his first song at age twelve.  He lived with his parents in a small cottage in the country during the summer.

                He also owned three domestic cats and a dog.

                “Oh, honey!” his mom called.

                “Yes?” he yelled back from his room.

                “Could you run to the pet store and pick up a bag of cat food?”

                “Now?” He looked up from his music sheet for his new song, Molten Lava Heart.  It didn’t sound half as good without the rest of band playing with him.

                “Yes, ‘now’! Fargo is starving and I didn’t realize that we ran out of cat food until now.”

                “But, why can’t you do it?”

                “I’m busy!  I just had a major idea for the book I’m writing.”

                There was no arguing when Mrs. Sunshine had an idea for a book.  She was also famous.  But she was a famous author, not a song writer.  When she had a breakthrough for her book, there was no stopping her.  Once she had even walked out of a wedding just so she could write her new idea down on a napkin.  That was all rather a waste, since her husband Jerry used it for the coffee stain he got on his shirt driving home.

                Jack was not quite ready enough to drive a car.  He only had his driving permit, which was useless when his mother kept having a huge idea for her book.  He jumped onto his bike and sped off to the store dodging pedestrians along the way.

                Jack used to enjoy living in the country when he was younger because he always had peace and quiet here.  It wasn’t roaring with fans as much as living in New York City was.  Now he didn’t like it as much as he used to.  He missed the parties and the noise and his friends.  There was no one to talk to here.  It was too quiet for him.

                Everybody knew everybody in this town, which is why it was surprising when he walked into the pet store to find an unfamiliar face.

                He pushed open the door to the store, which tinkled merrily in the July heat.  The large neon OPEN sign blinked welcomingly from the large window.

                “Hello!” an old voice creaked from the check-out counter, “My best costumer! Welcome!”

                “Hey.” Jack said emotionlessly.  He walked subconsciously around the store to the pet food aisle.  He grabbed the cheapest bag of cat food and ambled over to the counter.  He was thinking about his last concert and his newest songs.  He was pondering what to do for his friend’s birthday that was coming up, and a movie someone wanted him to star in, and—

                “Who are you?” Jack said.  He then realized just how rude his outburst must have sounded.

                “I’ve been called many names…” she looked lost in thought.  She was wiping the windows of the store with Windex and a paper towel.  Her brown hair was matted and unusually dirty, “I’m sorry,” She said, “don’t listen to me.  Just talking to myself, heh heh.” She grimaced and went back to wiping her window.

                Jack shrugged, just a new girl.

                “That’ll be five ninety five.” Jim said in his jolly southern accent.  Jack pulled out the six dollars that his mom gave him and cupped his hand to receive the change.  He shoved the coins into his pocket and walked out of the store.  He was thinking so much about his career and his friends that he forgot to take the bag of food with him.

…

…

                Later on that evening, Jack tried to compose a new song, when his sister started knocking violently on his door.

                “Rebecca, I don’t want to play with you right now.” He popped a couple of ear buds into his ears and turned up the music loud enough so he couldn’t hear his sister yelling at him, “Your eyes shine like the sun.  You must be the one, you must be the one” he sang along to his song.

                “Jack! There’s someone at the door!” Rebecca screamed.  He heard her this time.

                Tearing his ear buds out he opened up the door only wide enough to stick his head out. “Why don’t you open it then?”

                “Because the weirdo wants you, not me.” She said hoarsely.

                “What weirdo?” he mumbled closing the bedroom door behind him.  He hurried down the stairs and swung the door open, “Whadda ya want?” he said rudely.

                “Oh!  Sorry I didn’t mean to disturb you!  But, honestly, when are you going to learn to be less rude?” it was the girl from the pet store.  Her hair was straightened out now but was still dirty looking.

                “When you learn to be less random.” He sighed and shook his head, “Did you need something?”

                “No, it was rather that you needed something.  You forgot your cat food.”

                “Oh.” He said, embarrassed, “Thanks, I guess…”

                “No prob. ‘Night!” she said turning around to leave.

                “Wait!” He shouted as it occurred to him, “You never told me your name!”

                Her reply was mumbled so he couldn’t hear.  He watched her until she turned the corner.  The sky was pastel.  The sun was setting causing a shadow to fall over the house.  A car’s lights flashed by him and parked in the driveway across the street.  Jack sighed.

There you go.  Well there's things to do, so toodle-loo caribou, as they say in Alaska! LOL

This is the Stuff

This is living proof that I have gotten the hang of the Microsoft paint on this laptop computer of mine.  Yeah, my dad managed to make me happy by making my computer not only work, but he made it so that I have two computer monitors like I did last year.

I don't remember if I've complained about my computer on my blog because everything I say on the computer kind of gets jumbled in my head.  In case I didn't say anything (I probably did, I just don't remember), my computer, as in Cosmo the Pluffkin's computer, was not working.  It was, like, dying and stuff and it wasn't good, so my dad managed to fix it (I don't have a clue how, I'm not really that techno).  That was the good part.  The other good part is that I didn't lose any of my documents and now my computer has a newer set up to it and there's a clock in both corners of on of the screens.  It's pretty cool.

Also pretty cool, is that I had yet another epic sleepover with Muppet; this time, for her birthday.  We stayed up late, but not until four 'o clock like usual, watching movies, surfing the internet, laughing, talking, baking, and basically partying the night away.  It was a whole lot of fun.  We watched The Big Year on TV.  It's a comedy.  It was about birdwatching and it was interesting, for you out there craving good movies to see.

We were going to watch Avatar, but after The Big Year we decided to have 'present time'.  Muppet got a new Barbie, the first Edge Chronicles book, and Lady and the Tramp on Blue-ray.  So guess what we watched...Lady and the Tramp.  I swear I have not seen that movie in forever.  I remembered the dogs, but I couldn't remember the storyline.

Later we colored in one of Muppet's coloring books while listening to Jungle Jam.  If you don't know what Jungle Jam is, it's kind of like the life lessons of Vegietales combined with animals except on a radio show.  We always skip over the songs on it, though, because they are incredibly annoying.

Monday was another Confirmation meeting in which nobody would talk to me no matter how hard I tried.  Today I have Zumba with my ultimate favorite instructor in the universe.  Tomorrow...Hmmm....What could possibly be tomorrow....It'll be the twenty-ninth.  I'm trying to think of what could possibly happen tomorrow...  Ha ha! I'm kidding.  Tomorrow is Muppet's fourth and 16th birthday!
 Happy Birthday to my favorite Muppet!

LOL!  Isn't he cute?  You'll never guess who made him!  Me of course!  Cosmo the Pluffkin made him!  I can't wait!  She's going to wear this adorable new shirt she has that says, "It's finally my birthday" and has a little frog wearing a birthday hat.

Then she gets to sing the song I came up with:

Happy Birthday to me
I'm no longer three...

well that's all I came up with but then it could go:

Now that I'm four
you'll love me even more.

Yeah.  Then I start rhyming in my head again.

Ooh!  My sister is baking cupcakes for Muppet and she let me lick the beaters!  They were full of frosting yummy-ness.

So I have this song stuck in my head:

Beautiful
By: MercyMe

Days will come when you don’t have the strength
When all you hear is you're not worth anything
Wondering if you ever could be loved
And if they truly saw your heart, they’d see too much

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You are made for so much more than all of this
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You are treasured, you are sacred
You are His
You’re beautiful

Praying that you have the heart to fight
‘Cause you are more than what is hurting you tonight
For all the lies you’ve held inside so long
They are nothing in the shadow of the cross

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You are made for so much more than all of this
You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
You are treasured, you are sacred
You are His
You’re beautiful

Before you ever took a breath
Long before the world began
Of all the wonders He possessed
There was one more precious
Of all the earth and skies above
You’re the one He madly loves
Enough to die

You’re beautiful
You’re beautiful
In His eyes

Good song.  On Jesus Freak Hideout it has this quote from MercyMe about the song:

"This song was originally written with all of the band's daughters in mind, but the further I got into the lyrics the more I realized the message was something that everyone could relate to. It basically speaks of how the world says we are never good enough, yet Christ saw something beautiful in us worth dying for." - MercyMe

I'm going to, hopefully, watch some of the Ninjago TV series with my brother soon.  Oh, it's time!  Apparently they're funny.

30 Minute Blog

Yes, I only have thirty minutes to blog.  Let's see how far I can get before time's up.

I know I was not blogging yesterday but there are three thousand reasons why I didn't.

One being that Muppet's grandmother hasn't been feeling well lately and had to go to the hospital and stuff so I didn't feel like blogging yesterday.  But there was also Drama club yesterday.  I saw all my drama friends.  Except for Muppet...  She was sleeping because she stayed up so late.  She'll probably blog about that sort of thing but this is MY blog.  That is, Cosmo the Pluffkin's blog.  And Cosmo the Pluffkin is me so that makes this MY blog.

I've been up to stuff lately.  Like writing parodies of songs.

Here's an old one:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)

Had a very bloody nose (YUCK!)

And if you ever saw it (saw it)

You may even say it’s gross (It’s gross)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)

Used to laugh and call him names (like radicchio)

They never let gory Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games (like operation)

Then one bloody Christmas eve

Santa came to slay (Oh-no!)

Rudolph with his nose that bled

Now Rudolph is finally dead (Yay!)

Oh how the reindeer loved it (Loved it!)

Now they’re shouting out with glee (yippee)

Rudolph the bloody nosed reindeer (reindeer)

Has gone down in misery! (The end)

That one obviously was not Taylor Swift but this one deffinately is:

Mine

You were a zombie working part-time eating faces

Left a carcass, and never ate its back.

I was a vampire with a fear of flying

Wondering why we bother with blood if it never lasts.

But I loved you to pieces

Almost literally

But you have rotten blood

So, so I can’t eat you now

Chorus:

Do you remember how it felt sitting by the lava?

You put your arm around me

But it fell off

You fell in love with Dracula’s Evil daughter

You’re the best undead that’s ever been mine.

Flash forward and we’re taking on werewolves together.

Of course it's not finished yet but that's what I've got so far.

Oh look!  a husky!

COOKIES!

Yes this again.  I know what you're thinking, "What in the universe is this person up to?"
The answer is nothing.  The songs above probably scared you a little (admit it!) an maybe made you think that I don't like reindeer or Taylor Swift.  That would be a lie!  My mind will randomly make parodies of songs.  I don't know why but they always are creepy or sound like I'm making fun of something when in truth I'm just being bored.

I like Taylor Swift.  She's pretty cool.  I don't like Lady Ga Ga.  She scares me.  See, I write creepy lyrics but I don't look creepy.  I saw a Taylor Swift documentary once.  It mentioned Lady Ga Ga once in it a for less than two seconds and I think she scared me out of my skin.  I was like, "What on earth is that lady wearing? A dead bird?" No, an angry bird.

Oh-no! Angry birds!  Personally I don't think there should be so much merchandise at stores for an app.  An app for goodness sake!  If somebody can have a million fans because of an app I should have a billion fans on my blog.

Yogurt: Stop complaining you must!

Oh no!  It's judo master yogurt!

Yogurt: More you get fans by less complaining.

I eat yogurt for breakfast!  MWA HA HA HA!

Yogurt: get no where you will if eat Yogurt you do.  Now put down me you must.

Grr.

Oh Down.  that's a good song by Mat Kearney.

I used to think his name was spelled Curney but apparently people pronounce wrong.  Or maybe I do and I'm just rambling now.

Yogurt: Rambling you are!  Stop rambling you must!  instead judo must you learn!

What? Tai-chi, yoga and palates isn't enough?

Yogurt: Make me call my brother you want?

Yoga:  Into downward dog must you be!

What is this nonsence!

Yoga: calm your mind you must.  Into relaxation you go!

Save me!

Oh look my time is up.  Thank goodness

Hello Tom-Cats and Kittens!

Welcome to MY blog.  That is, it's Cosmo the Pluffkin's blog and I am Cosmo the Pluffkin which makes this MY blog.  It's nacho blog!  Lol!  This is funny.  Or not.  Or nacho.

If there is anything I like it's cats.  And music.  And theater.  And nachos.  But nachos have nothing to do with this blog.  Well, I guess now they do...  Music is wonderful.  I think it's a wonderful way to convey a message.  It sounds much more beautiful in a song than when you say it.  Even if you don't like someone.

Example: I hate you.

Song: I hate that stupid old pick-up truck
You never let me drive...

Lol that's the funniest Taylor Swift song ever.  Besides the point.

FLUFFERNUTTERS! I LOVE FLUFFERNUTTERS!!!!!!

With peanut butter and marshmellow fluff we could save the world!

(Cosmo's tummy growls)

I'm so hungry I could eat a fly!

I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant!

I'm so hungry I could eat a black hole!

But, you can't eat a black hole...

A black hole eats you!

I is hungry.  OOHH, lunch sounds good now... (Cosmo crunches on cat food)