Hey-o! I'm Cosmo!

Hello kittens!  I'm back from Muppet's house!  Here's a summery of what happened:

First we talked a while.  Next I looked at her notes about what we were going to do and we crossed talking off the list! LOL After that, I looked at the awesome pictures of her dollies playing with Legos.  We then proceeded to play various video games like Whatchamadrawit using Wii Paint and Mario Kart.  We had lunch which consisted of a sandwich and all the potato chips you could eat.  There was Honey Barbeque, Salt and Vinegar, and BLT flavored chips but the BLT flavor really only tasted like bacon.

Oh, but in between lunch Muppet and I started our Veggietale marathon.  We watched the first and third episodes and we realized a whole bunch of jokes that we didn't understand when we were six or whatever.  Then we watched Pirates of the Caribbean the second movie (the title just escaped my mind, but hey, I went to bed at 12:00 and didn't get to sleep until later).

We made dinner.  We were supposed to make a chicken fajita pizza but it turned into a disaster.  The dough turned into slime and the salsa jar took a half hour of failed attempts to screw the lid off.  So it turned into chicken fajitas without the tortillas.  Then I had a can of cream soda but it decided it didn't like me and bit my finger when I was trying to open it.  It bled some so Muppet got me a bandage which I wore until we made cookies later.

Cookies!  We made cookies!  The first batch were hard and crunchy and browned.  The second was perfect.  The third were huge squishy puffballs that mostly broke apart.  We doodled some while listening to my CD of Musical music.

In the morning we played Mario Kart until we left to go to Muppet's church service.  We were early.  Really early.  Like the Pastor wasn't even there yet.  Then Muppet's two friends arrived to do some singing practice.  After the service there was a lunch thing and a wedding shower for the pastor's oldest daughter.  They have a guest policy thing so I got to get my food after the bride and groom to be went.  After lunch, Muppet, her two friends and I went to figure out what music they would sing to for mother's day.  I helped choose one of the songs.  All the songs started with a B:  Beautiful Things (by Gungor), Beautiful Beautiful (Francesca Battistelli), and Blessings (Laura Story; the song I chose).

Well now I have a band-aid on my finger because last night I rubbed in up against something and it reopened the wound.  So it's difficult to type right now.

But apparently I'm  going to see Muppet today.  Because our mothers are going to be discussing curriculum and stuff.  Well I have some school to do still so...

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30 Minute Blog

Yes, I only have thirty minutes to blog.  Let's see how far I can get before time's up.

I know I was not blogging yesterday but there are three thousand reasons why I didn't.

One being that Muppet's grandmother hasn't been feeling well lately and had to go to the hospital and stuff so I didn't feel like blogging yesterday.  But there was also Drama club yesterday.  I saw all my drama friends.  Except for Muppet...  She was sleeping because she stayed up so late.  She'll probably blog about that sort of thing but this is MY blog.  That is, Cosmo the Pluffkin's blog.  And Cosmo the Pluffkin is me so that makes this MY blog.

I've been up to stuff lately.  Like writing parodies of songs.

Here's an old one:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)

Had a very bloody nose (YUCK!)

And if you ever saw it (saw it)

You may even say it’s gross (It’s gross)

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)

Used to laugh and call him names (like radicchio)

They never let gory Rudolph

Join in any reindeer games (like operation)

Then one bloody Christmas eve

Santa came to slay (Oh-no!)

Rudolph with his nose that bled

Now Rudolph is finally dead (Yay!)

Oh how the reindeer loved it (Loved it!)

Now they’re shouting out with glee (yippee)

Rudolph the bloody nosed reindeer (reindeer)

Has gone down in misery! (The end)

That one obviously was not Taylor Swift but this one deffinately is:

Mine

You were a zombie working part-time eating faces

Left a carcass, and never ate its back.

I was a vampire with a fear of flying

Wondering why we bother with blood if it never lasts.

But I loved you to pieces

Almost literally

But you have rotten blood

So, so I can’t eat you now

Chorus:

Do you remember how it felt sitting by the lava?

You put your arm around me

But it fell off

You fell in love with Dracula’s Evil daughter

You’re the best undead that’s ever been mine.

Flash forward and we’re taking on werewolves together.

Of course it's not finished yet but that's what I've got so far.

Oh look!  a husky!

COOKIES!

Yes this again.  I know what you're thinking, "What in the universe is this person up to?"
The answer is nothing.  The songs above probably scared you a little (admit it!) an maybe made you think that I don't like reindeer or Taylor Swift.  That would be a lie!  My mind will randomly make parodies of songs.  I don't know why but they always are creepy or sound like I'm making fun of something when in truth I'm just being bored.

I like Taylor Swift.  She's pretty cool.  I don't like Lady Ga Ga.  She scares me.  See, I write creepy lyrics but I don't look creepy.  I saw a Taylor Swift documentary once.  It mentioned Lady Ga Ga once in it a for less than two seconds and I think she scared me out of my skin.  I was like, "What on earth is that lady wearing? A dead bird?" No, an angry bird.

Oh-no! Angry birds!  Personally I don't think there should be so much merchandise at stores for an app.  An app for goodness sake!  If somebody can have a million fans because of an app I should have a billion fans on my blog.

Yogurt: Stop complaining you must!

Oh no!  It's judo master yogurt!

Yogurt: More you get fans by less complaining.

I eat yogurt for breakfast!  MWA HA HA HA!

Yogurt: get no where you will if eat Yogurt you do.  Now put down me you must.

Grr.

Oh Down.  that's a good song by Mat Kearney.

I used to think his name was spelled Curney but apparently people pronounce wrong.  Or maybe I do and I'm just rambling now.

Yogurt: Rambling you are!  Stop rambling you must!  instead judo must you learn!

What? Tai-chi, yoga and palates isn't enough?

Yogurt: Make me call my brother you want?

Yoga:  Into downward dog must you be!

What is this nonsence!

Yoga: calm your mind you must.  Into relaxation you go!

Save me!

Oh look my time is up.  Thank goodness