More Randomness From the Fluffy Cat by the Name of Cosmo the Pluffkin

Yoga: shift your wait into hands you must.  Feet you raise slowly.  In bird pose you now are.

Darth Granny Smith: (breathing heavily) So we meet again...Yoga.  I've been waiting for this moment for a long long time in a galaxy far far away.

Cosmo: Wait a second!  What's going on here?

Darth: Cosmo: I am your GRANNY! (burst into a coughing fit)  My lungs aren't as young as they used to be!

Yoga: When ready you are, lift feet over head you must, to enter a handstand, if talented like Yoga you are.

Cosmo: Uh, I don't think I'm half that tallented Yoga.  Oh, and as for you (gesturing to Darth) you have excuse to go picking on poor little...Uh, what are you anyways?

Yoga:  Yoga I am.

Cosmo: But like, what are you-Oh never mind.  Oh, what's that over there?

Yoga and Darth simultaneously: Where?

Cosmo: Over there (points) Isn't that stuff?

Yoga and Darth simultaneously: What?

Cosmo: the giant sock monkey from super scribblenauts?  Isn't that him?

Yoga: Super Scribblenauts distroys peace of mind it does!  Silence and a calm mind for relaxation is required.

Cosmo: Oh never mind (Hit's stop on Windows media player)

Enough of that.  Let's get down to buisness.  Oh wait that's a song from Mulan.  Never mind.  Minds?  Who has minds?  Not me!  I'm out of my mind.  That means my head is empty.

What is this anyways?  Oh yes, it's MY blog.  That means it's Cosmo the Pluffkin's blog.  and I am Cosmo the Pluffkin.  That makes this MY blog.  I feel like I've been over this before.

That reminds me of that one saying:
Crazy?  I was crazy once!  They locked me in a rubber room.  I died there they buried me, and the worms the worms just about drove me crazy.  Crazy?  I was crazy once!  and on and on and on...

Mele Kalikimaka to you!

Wait, it's not Christmas.  I have to wait a little under 365 more days.  But wait! It's a leap year so there's one EXTRA day to wait.

Extra...that reminds me about when ever I get bonus points on any video game I always say that I have extra bonus points.  That doesn't even make sense!  Half the things I say don't make sense.

Once I wrote a story about Winnie the Pooh.  It doesn't make any sense.  I guess a lot of things just don't make sense:

Once in a jungle far, far, away, a bear decided to paint himself yellow and wear a hideous red shirt and went by the name of Pooh.  Like who ever names a bear Pooh?  Only Pooh's next door neighbor: Christopher Robin who had the part time job of being Batman's partner and was rich from saving so many lives.  But enough about Chris, onto Pooh.  Pooh met a tiger who appeared to have indulged in WAY too many red-bulls in the past and couldn't sleep for the life of him.  The Tiger decided if he added an extra G to his animal name, he would be hip to the jive and all of his tiger friends would bow down before him.  So Tigger and Pooh found an over-grown pig that wore a pink striped leotard because he was secretly (or not too secretly) a gymnast.  The three weirdoes lived in some woods that were wrongly named the hundred-acre woods.  It was actually about 1 million acres of woods.  And unfortunately the private property of Bill Gates.  Pooh, Piglet, and Tigger decided to go into the woods to have an adventure.  Unfortunately, in their minds an adventure was getting lost.  Pooh was a crybaby and missed his dear wife: Mrs. Honey Pots.  He would constantly cry: "Honey, Honey!  Where for art thou Honey Pot!" and "To eat bees or not to eat bees that is the question!"  To be continued...

I think it speaks for itself.  The sad part is there is more of this a lot more of this.

Yogurt: Hungry I is.

Cosmo: funny 'cause I had some real actual edible nachos for lunch!

Oh, did I happen to mention that my brother 'threw UP' at me.  He dug UP the movie out of our movie cabbinet and he threw it at me and said that he 'threw Up on me'  Then my sister (the one that's not in college) told my brother not to throw Up because he might break Up.  Then my brother said that he's not dating anyone.  Why should he break Up?

So to leave you with that thought in mind,

Cosmo the Pluffkin

AND YOGA

AND DARTH GRANNY SMITH